I was attacked by a bloke throwing milk and cheese at me today, I thought, "how dairy"

I'm just the bloke next door with grown up kids and a wife, on the surface we seem fine just like everyone else, but underneath things are not so great. The thing is though, we seem to have fallen into taking each other for granted, feeling too comfortable, lack of effort has now pushed way to feeling a little invisible, plus we have older kids who will probably fly the nest within a few years, and so im unsure how we'll navigate just being a couple.

My strengths, in no particular order..
Non ghoster:
I'd much rather talk things through, than to just up and leave.
Overthinking:
Nobody has managed to steal my kidneys yet.
Quietly confident:
I'm not the loudest person in the room but i will speak up when need to.

My weaknesses..
Take things to heart:
Yeah, maybe i can be a little sensitive.
Ticklish:
Please don't make me squeal like a girl.

How i live dangerously..
I dont use screen protectors or even a case for my phone.

Fun fact..
I once was called to do jury service, wish i could do it again.

Disclaimer..
^(Some conversations may contain small amounts of sarcasm and banter, Dad jokes are mandatory, innuendos may pop up from time to time.)