43 [M4F] #Salt Lake City, Utah – Recruiting a partner-in-chaos

Wanted: one nerdy ally to join me in the noble (and slightly ridiculous) pursuit of low-stakes chaos. Must appreciate witty banter, spontaneous side quests, and the subtle art of turning a perfectly normal brunch into a three-hour philosophical rabbit hole.

Perks include: • Emergency chocolate (always stocked) • Adventures of questionable significance • Occasional profound conversations between bags of Cheetos and ominous ducks

About me: I will stop at every museum plaque (you’ve been warned), I feud daily with autocorrect, and I once derailed a brunch with a teleportation ethics debate. My hobbies include laughing at the wrong time, asking the questions no one wants, and lurking in bookstores like it’s my natural habitat.

Please be local to the Salt Lake City area only, or planning on visiting.