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OPERATION O REALLY, THIS MAY BE IT FOR REALZ HOMIEZ

Mukhers and I have already wrecked havoc, now we need all of you. u/estrangedeskimo you are with u/mukhers, im gonna get audio and motionless on it too. Humus, be the "unbiased" jurer who is racist and hates puppies. This is gonna work

http://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/1oeyhv/reddit_vs_ua_sexy_black_man_for_falsifying/

Grab defense Estranged. Along with Barky

Posted Oct 14, 2013, 9:29 PM UTC · edited

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HumusTheWallsMOD•

Alright, since no one else has started the tally, I'll start it here.
We award points based on the following:

  1. Having a gigantic defense/prosecution council. (10 pt.)
  2. Bringing in an expert witness on an unrelated topic, e.g a biologist for a douchebaggery case. (5 pt.)
  3. Phrasing your arguments as a rap, haiku, or sonnet. (3 pt.)
  4. Agreeing with the other side and providing helpful points on how their argument could be phrased better. (3 pt.)
  5. Charging the other side with extra ridiculous charges (i.e the defense charges the prosecution with Electricity.zip and SolarPower.exe (3 pt.)
  6. Speaking in tongues. (2 pt.)
  7. PASSION (2 pt.)
  8. General rabble rousing. (1 pt.)
  9. Changing the topic to animals of the Savannah. (1 pt.)
  10. Puns (1+, max combo 5 pt.)
  11. Bot-cusations (1+, max combo 5pt.)

Current scores upon time of edit:

^(*Puns not included in point totals due to severe laziness on my part.)

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[deleted]•

u/xscepi is now with Uncertified Law and will be joining us as the "clerk" of the case soon. I cant add him because I do not have that power, so anyone wanna help?

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[deleted]•

We need a points update, we got bots flocking the place

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HumusTheWalls•

I'll update the points as soon as I have time to read the thing. IRL is such a pain sometimes...

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadThese Drapes Match Your Guilt•

Audio is right. The thread go bot flocked.
I just wanted to say that.
Are you seriously going to try to tally the points? I will understand if you don't bother to fi

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HumusTheWalls•

Yup. Actually, I'll get on that today. I've been upvoting all the comments, so I know which ones I've read already.

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HumusTheWallsMOD•

And this is game everyone, Corrupt spartan takes the victory due only to shear quantity of posts. Yanky clearly takes it for quality of posts (closely followed by barky) and I, the greatest of walls, take it for least attendance!

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadThese Drapes Match Your Guilt•

takes it ... hehehe. ahem.

SHOULDNT WE OPEN UP THE OFFICES AGAIN? not to submitters, but for people to find us. And desire us. And woo us. With money.

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estrangedeskimoKarma Courtmeleon•

Ummm... what case??? You didn't link.

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[deleted]•

Its up now

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estrangedeskimoKarma Courtmeleon•

I have proceeded to fuck some stuff up in there. Where is humus? I miss him. He makes me feel warm inside. And by that I mean somebody make sure he is aware of this.

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[deleted]•

Get audio on, i got motionless

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[deleted]•

Man I jumped all over that shit. I'm bailiffin' baby!

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadThese Drapes Match Your Guilt•

Aha. K, I guess we can say ya'll do have the nads to mess it up 'in dere'. I will be along in some hours to remove clarity.

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mrbarkyoriginalKnockin' boots behind the bench•

We are only slightly over 400 comments away from having the record for comments in a case. Do we add that as a goal?

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[deleted]•

Yes! We are getting over a thousand. Keep it up for as long as possible

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadThese Drapes Match Your Guilt•

K, chaps ... I see we have got the zany bit down to perfection, BUT there is no structure to build on. I say the case needs to come back to a legal framework, that we can then bend out of shape, but more subtly than purple monkey dishwasher .... WHAT SAY ALL ...

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[deleted]•

Alright Yanky Im techincally "Judge" as of right now so I can start a new thread to begin the "arguing"

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadThese Drapes Match Your Guilt•

Good. 250comments is a good time to start this in ernest. I will be around in a few hours ...

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[deleted]•

You want me to do it now or wait?

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadThese Drapes Match Your Guilt•

meh if you are adding structure, like "Counsel, please resume your case against the defendent" then structure will follow, and you don't have to wait... I'll be in in maybe 3 hours ... also, there is probably nobody actually looking at it ...

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[deleted]•

Let's legalize this shit but keep the zany in full

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadThese Drapes Match Your Guilt•

fine fine. It's just there is no joke to build on when irrelevence is the main ingredient... if ya see what I mean

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[deleted]•

Yeah I see where your coming from

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mrbarkyoriginalKnockin' boots behind the bench•

Looks like we got a one man downvote brigade on our ass. Though they seem to know the rules of the game. Is this one of us? I can be slow to catch on at times :-/

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[deleted]•

Wait what?

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadThese Drapes Match Your Guilt•

Well, guys, that was another complete abandonment of everything, once more, and had I tried to post anything yesterday I would have looked like a knob all on my lonesome once more. The net is complicated, and long live RL, but if I were to take this from a business angle I would file it under "not possible" and move away from the project. Luckily it's karmacourt, so I'll just do what the locals do.

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mrbarkyoriginalKnockin' boots behind the bench•

I think we are slowly making the turn. KC in general is slow as hell right now so perhaps timing is on our side as we head into the weekend. There is still an open comment for litigation structure or one of our judges can open another tomorrow (I am on PST). We have come this far. No turning back or we will regret it for the rest our reddit days.

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadThese Drapes Match Your Guilt•

This thread needs unsticking and the sub needs to be opened up to the vultures

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