25 [M4F] Call?

I am one more reddit scroll away from my phone fusing to my hand. My brain is currently a screensaver of a flying toaster.

Lets call. About anything. The meaning of life, the best chip flavor, that one embarrassing thing you did in 2014 that still haunts you. I'm here for the deep cuts and the dumb jokes. Dark humor is my love language.

Please be the reason I laugh instead of the reason I sigh and close the app.

DM me with a cursed meme or your most unhinged shower thought.