How to Permanently Erase Jobs: A Capitalism Guide
Step 1: Get massive funding. Doesn’t matter if you’re profitable—just get enough capital to outlast everyone else. Even better to get government (tax payer) subsidies.
Step 2: Undercut every competitor. Price below cost. Lose money for years. Who cares? You’ve got the funding to absorb losses. Your competitors don’t.
Step 3: Watch them die. Brick and mortar? Gone. Small businesses? Dead. Competitors? Bankrupted. Millions of jobs? Evaporated. Better yet, get them to sell on your platform and charge them a hefty fee.
Step 4: Congrats, you now own the market. You ARE the job market in your sector.
Step 5: Now automate with AI. Cut 30,000 jobs. Why not? Where are they gonna go? You already killed everyone else. There are no alternative employers. We made sure of that in Step 3.
Step 6: Profit. Literally all the gains flow to you. No competition. No worker leverage. Pure efficiency. The shareholders will be pleased.
This is brilliant. This is the free market. This is Amazon.
Posted Oct 28, 2025, 4:49 PM UTC