Wife just said she’d rather play video games than have an orgasm

Wife is on vacation. I work nights. Kids are in school. I said for the first time in a decade or more we have a week at home alone together. We could use this time to explore each other like we haven’t done in forever.

Wife: no I’m not in the mood. I think I’m gonna go buy the newest Xbox. I just want to sit at home all week and play video games.

FML