Why Most Paramedics own a Turkey (And why YOU should, too)

Legend has it that the original Doctors and Paramedics all had Pet Turkeys. This still goes on today, nobody knows why exactly, but the current Experts that study Doc-Turkey lore suggest there may be a correlation between both of their ballsacks.

This of course refers to the sack that hangs from a Turkeys face, and the sack-sack on a doctor. It is believed that the ballsack of a Turkey may in fact hold a 1/2 oz of Tylenol, some of the oldest medicine known to man.

Yes - this is where Acetaminophen originated. Doctors knew that if they possessed a turkey nearby, a mild headache was nothing to fear.

This secret has been passed down for many generations of Doctors to their extensions - Paramedics - and its time we all learned the truth just in time for Thanksgiving 🦃🐔💊