[lotm general] Baboonic recollections

Since I've been saving these for a while I felt like sharing some of my best quotes (unfortunately I won't be addressing names for who I said these to)

1. "I pushed that agenda more than your mother pushes you,at least I wanted the agenda" -me as a baboon

2. "When Amon fucked himself it was because of his "fatherless (technically also motherless) behavior" meanwhile you getting yourself fucked up is called "desperate behavior" " -Me as an Intisian

3. " "Erm actually I'm underage so I think it's not bad to ship minors I don't see the problem with that☝️🤓" listen buddy I hate to break it to you but how about you go eat unbaked dough since you're a child I don't see the problem with that, go ahead cake is cake the bakery doesn't matter but please for the love of God make sure it's baked MF!" -Me as a bard

4. " "It's not sexism if you hate all of them equally" -Leodero" -Me as a baboon

5. "I like to let my pre- I mean bro know when I'm cu- I mean coming " me as a baboon

6. " "Thinking you're straight doesn't make you straight" then thinking that I'm gay for bro doesn't make me actually gay" -me as a baboon