First time I am excited to go to the meeting Finale (During and After the Meeting
For context here are the links. Top is Part 1. Bottom is Part 2. https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/s/JGkadm4ULU https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/s/LIbb0yMOi8
First off I do apologize for leaving the audience in such suspense. I was busy with work yesterday so I decided to divide it into two parts to save myself some time. With that here we go. To skip to the part where I reveal myself go this is technically paragraph 1 so go to paragraph 6.
So the meeting began. I looked at Kendrick for a while to see if he actually moved his lips to sing the songs. He did. I only sang so I could look like a PIMI. I noticed that the brothers sucked at following the rhythm of the beat. You should’ve seen how out of tune. The song was called: Mi Mayor Felicidad which I guess in English I think it’s My Greatest Joy. Once the music stopped prayer.
So the meeting went on I moved to sit upfront for my talk. When it was my turn to give the talk I went to the platform and stared at Kendrick for a while and he had a serious face. I’d say I was like a B on my talk. Pretty good I just got lost for a second because I was using my iPad as a script but since my iPad was in dark mode the light reflection prevented me from reading. So I picked up my iPad instead.
After the talk I sat down. I couldn’t help but think: What is Kendrick thinking right now? Did he read Part 1 of my Post? He obviously had to be on Reddit at some point to respond to me. I say that because at the end I mentioned I’d be giving my talk I was hoping he didn’t see the post because it would be a dead giveaway. Anyway by the end of the meeting during the Children’s Book Study. I noticed Kendrick’s seat was empty. So I went to the restroom and the moment I opened the door I immediately heard him watching ex JW PandaTower on full volume. I couldn’t say anything to avoid suspicion but I thought God please make him lower the volume so he did. Bro took 5 minutes to leave the restroom. Once he got out I shook his hand. He was ignorant of the fact I was the other pimo he was talking to. Once I left the restroom I took a long hard look at Kendrick he was good at pretending to be interested in the meeting ngl.
Once the meeting ended I noticed Kendrick immediately went to the library. Since I was sitting behind the library I decided to take go around the hall for dramatic effect. It took me a long time as well. Brothers and sisters were congratulating me on my talk. “Congrats on your talk”. I non chalantly said “Yeah thanks Jehovah God”. When I finally to shake his hand I told him: “Hey Kendrick how are you” he greeted me back. Afterwards I winked at him. You should’ve seen the look on his face when I did that. Dude was shocked. To give you a clue on how he reacted: Think of how a guy would react when a girl way out of his league shows interest in him yeah that was Kendrick right there. But before he had a chance to say anything; I showed him the quiet sign. A brother shook my hand congratulating my talk afterwards.
Once he found out who I was he asked his mom to wait because he wanted to talk to me. So I went to the library with him and here was the dialogue: K: So you’re a PIMO too? (Stuttering) Me: yes K: and and you were doing that talk? Me: yes. Hey uh remember when you went to the restroom and you were watching panda? K: yes Me: it’s fine and everything you could watch that but either use headphones or watch it silently with headphones you don’t know how lucky you are that it was me who caught you and not another brother. K: Okay I’ll remember (stuttering) Me: We gotta leave otherwise we’re gonna look suspicious K: okay sure
After that interaction the dude was following me. He was following me like a creep following a pretty girl. Bro was smiling creepily too. I didn’t want to be mean or cause a scene. So I told him without moving my lips to not follow me. I told him that because he was looking suspicious. Good thing he understood.
So we both went home and I asked him who he thought I would be. He thought I’d be an elder’s son or this other guy I won’t name. The dude was way off. So we chat for a bit and I told him I had a confession to make. I posted about our experience and I thought it would be a great idea if he would post his side of the story. He said he’ll think about it. So we promised to be friends and we both said goodnight and fell asleep knowing we were not alone we had each other. The End.
Posted Oct 30, 2025, 3:56 PM UTC