I stg he can't read the room

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DObVM1HFa9i/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

How do you make something appetizing look like a 4 lane accident on the motorway 🛣. The toupee must've been on the right isoceles triangle cut ✂️ [if at all] 📐⚠️