None of business jargon gibberish makes any sense

Why does every job have you using some stupid programs that don’t do the thing you need done but are full of explanations like, “Process mining operationalizes digital transformation by leveraging data-driven diagnostics to surface latent inefficiencies and uncover scalable optimization levers. This empowers organizations to proactively orchestrate streamlined workflows, driving exponential gains in throughput, agility, and enterprise productivity.”?

I’m just trying to turn in my fuel receipts and fill out my time sheet, but I have to navigate a dozen “dash boards” across all these different apps, and “synergize the multifunction administration of bilateral appendices pertaining to the ROI and KPI of Q3 initiatives.”