[M4F] "Any port in a storm...", or, when desperation drives a girl to attempt to use a urinal
It's Friday night, and the club is full. The music is loud, the drinks are flowing, and the dance floor is packed with sweaty bodies. Even though this is a gay bar, half of the crowd is women, cutting loose in a safe environment, perhaps even having a few too many drinks.
Near the bathrooms, there's a crowd of girls waiting impatiently. After a few minutes, a bar employee emerges from the women's bathroom shaking his head, and says "Sorry ladies. The women's bathroom is out of order." A groan of frustration rises from the women who have been waiting. In desperation, most of them have joined the line for the men's room, which doesn't appear to be moving at all.
What they don't realize is that the men's room doesn't have any stalls. No toilets. Just four urinals, close together, with no dividers between them. If they leave the club to go somewhere else, they'll have to wait in line outside to get back in.
So they're faced with quite an embarrassing, awkward conundrum....try to hold it? Or swallow their dignity and attempt to navigate using a urinal?
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This idea is ridiculous. I fully acknowledge that upfront. Silly, embarrassing, and at the very least impractical.
Nevertheless, I am utterly fascinated by this niche kink, and have been for quite some time.
For me, it's not about the pee itself. Far from it. It's about the context, the awkwardness, the exposure, the situation that drove a girl to do such a thing. The unfairness of places with limited facilities for women, the ease with which guys can relieve themselves. I'd love to plan and play out a scene exploring these questions....
What motivates her to opt for the men's room?
How does she make her approach? There are a few different options for how she positions herself, some more acrobatic or daring than others.
How does she position her clothes? How much does she have to undress?
How exposed does she feel?
How awkward is it for her try to aim and not make a mess?
What's going through her head?
If you find this topic intriguing, let's talk. If you've had this experience, let's talk. If this post made you smile, you're invited to message me as well! If you spot this post in the future, you should still message me - I'll still be up for conversing!
Posted Nov 1, 2025, 1:09 PM UTC · locked