To the rat who blasted me from the dark of the night as I was leaving dam control tower yesterday
I hope you step on a lego
I hope the next time it rains, your socks get wet
I hope the next time you eat pasta, it's overcooked
I hope the next time you eat potato fries, they're soggy
I hope your bus leaves right as you run to the stop, as you go back home
I hope your lays chips bags are 80% air
I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides
I hope the next time you get friendly with a raider, they blast their mic with a super loud music that echoes
I hope you wanna sneeze but you don't manage to
I hope you run out of ammo when in a middle of a fight
I hope next time you eat asian or latino food, its spiciness level is just at the border of what you can handle
I hope next time you go to the gym the dumbbell weights you wanted are all taken by other people for the entire time you're there
I hope next time you drive back home you get stuck behind a super slow car and have no possibility to overtake them
I hope your beer got warm
I hope next time you grab a paper napkin it gets torn for no reason
For everyone else : comment similar stuff we can wish for that person (and for anyone else who plays like that)
I know this game has pvp and it's part of the game, but I'm just annoyed at the fact that I got blasted from behind because the dude was in perfect dark. In my head, it's unfair and there's nothing I could do about it... in my head.
But again, it's part of the game, I gotta get good and prepare for those situations, and train so that I can turn fights around even after eating a ferro headshot
Lastly, I hope you find an osprey in the most random ass trash bin. I hope you find €50 on the ground somewhere, and I hope you go to sleep with peace in your heart and knowing you're loved by those around you
Screw you. And have a good one
Posted Nov 1, 2025, 1:15 PM UTC