Why don't we just say eff all this dating stuff and get kids as single-parent surrogates?

Look, it's no surprise here that we're absolutely the most biggest nerds you'll ever find. And that's not what these females are looking for, they're looking for some well-rounded non-semi autistic guy.

So we got to work on all these character flaws for like years, just hope that some girl comes along and that you can bond together and then you date for 3 years and then you get married and then she may or may not be able to procreate.

Aye man, bump all that. Colombia and Mexico both offer surrogacies for single males(or females). Just go over there get three or four of them and then what you can do is you can live on the Mexico-US border work in US and have your kid be raised in Mexico by full-time nannies. And then once they're old enough to put them in public school. Put them in public school.

PROBLEM SOLVED!