Do you identify as "elderly"?

I sure af don't. I was born in 1973. I commented on some post calling a 57-year-old woman elderly and got pushback. The average lifespan of a female human is 81.1 years. The average lifespan of a human male is 75.8 years. So basically these people are trying to tell me that I'm spending a full third of my life as "elderly." To me a 70-year-old is elderly.

I object!