27[M4F] Missouri - You probably don’t exist, but just in case you’re lurking on reddit…

Be a dork, be a tomboy, have a sense of humor. Age isn't a huge deal to me and anywhere from like 19 to 35 is fine, Location doesn't matter as long as you're willing to travel. I appreciate minimalism, practicality and simplicity. I just want someone that will actually take interest in and get excited about the same things as me and that I can make happy without weird drama. I don't mind NEETs or femcels, or weebs, it doesn't matter to me if you've never had a boyfriend before. I almost prefer them sometimes. Basically, you can be anyone. If you're my type, you're my type. Just be a sweet and dorky tiny woman and sit on me a lot.

I’m 6’0,” normal sized, and my hair is super long. I look real mean, but I promise I'm not. I'd call myself abrasively zen. I'm a bit of a nerd. I'm kind of a cinephile. I love music, I have kind of an absurdist sense of humor and like to say creatively stupid garbage, and I'm an extremely attentive listener. I am extremely passionate about writing and my other hobbies, and I'd prefer if you're the same way about yours. Ask me about my ideas or about music and movies and I’ll talk forever. I love dark fantasy and am hugely into DnD. It's a really really fun outlet for my writing. I'm a gamer as well (elden ring or anything else with vast lore), whether I'm playing with my partner, or just watching her play animal crossing or something. I also love to cook. I hope you like Italian.

Honestly, if I can be ridiculous for a moment, if any of this is you, come after me please lol: you're a clingy, thrifty, sheltered, tomboyish artist that likes when I cook for you and rants about things in the shower while I watch or even jump in and wash your hair for you (showers together are my favorite thing in the world). You love love love to be touched and held and grabbed and pinched and toyed with. You usually wear basically nothing but a big shirt at home and are obsessed with lego or hot wheels or gunpla or something. You love music and writing and like to just grab a pizza and watch a movie most nights. You spend your free time gaming, laughing at stupid crap on the internet, and playing 40k, which you're probably better than me at (I suck). You love flashing me because it's funny and because you want to show off and be looked at, you can also sing like Annie Wilson, and are a tok sen masseuse. You're also a Martian and don't exist.

Anyway, I don’t have one type and have no hard requirements on who you are. I require a little patience and some figuring out, but I’m also pretty patient myself. You can talk to me about, or ask me about basically anything. I'm very hard to offend. I've had a rough and bizarre life too, so I've got some great stories. Please try to be engaging. I wrote a lot here, and putting no effort into a response or not actually having anything in common or one-word answers makes it a waste of both of our time. I hope someone that every word of this post speaks to ends up finding me.