My new screening questions. I(M) work them in early. USA-based.

• Tell me your politics.

If you can't, pass. If you are MAGA, pass. If it is not important to you or you are "middle", pass.

• Tell me a few of your favorite TV shows from the past.

If one is Friends, pass. If Yellowstone, pass.

• When was the last time you volunteered and what was it for?

If nothing, pass. If 10 years ago, pass.

• What are your hobbies?

Must have something. Can't be "scrolling on my phone."

• Name a couple podcasters you think actually are truthful and not grifters.

This will tell you so much.

• Was J6 a riot?

The answer better be "yes".

• How would you describe your diet?

They should have a description...hopefully a named diet they follow. If you are over 50, you need to be actively managing your diet. Otherwise the cardiac disease, diabetes, obesity, and cancer risks are just too great. I don't want to have to hand-hold and fight someone to eat healthy so they don't die on me.

• Mykonos or the Azores?

I mean...this one is obvious, right?