[32/M] *slaps roof* This bad boy can fit so much conversation in it

Come on down for TODAY ONLY we've got all your conversation needs required

We've got conversations for:

Witty banter - half price

Random questions e.g. shoe size? - half price

Anime & manga - half price

Wanna listen to me talk about the story world I’m creating? - I’ll pay you!!

Complaining of hunger at the same time everyday - BETTER than half price

Animal crossing, Pokemon and other switch games together - optional extra ( at zero cost)

European time zone - half price (Our fellow UK customers: free)

Dog pics - Absolutely free

Getting to know you and talking everyday - Reward Plan (opt in at purchase)

Does it come with a manual? Well, yeah but I'd rather talk to you about my sweet ass fantasy novel I'm creating instead.

Heated seats - I mean, I could but you're taking the whole car sales pitch a bit too seriously at this point

WOW all this in our 31 male, average build, pet friendly model in electric blue.

I bet you're wondering at this point "Astrum half price of what?" 0. I'm giving it all away for free!

Model described is exactly what you'll get. Please talk responsibly.