"Horn Licking"

It's embarrassing that I even have to make a post including this type of thing in Faire Etiquette.

A few weekends ago, we attended the faire, as we do every year. This time, however, there was a man in his late 20s, early 30s, who was hunting down women wearing horns so that he could ask them if he "can lick their horns."

When they awkwardly said no or laughed it off and walked away, he would follow them. This often concluded with him interrupting their next conversation to ask them again, and when they begrudgingly agreed, he would close his eyes and slobber his tongue across their horn from the base to the tip.

These poor girls now have to go home and clean your perverted saliva off of their (often-times hand-crafted) horns.

Please don't be a creep at the faire, and if one of your friends is the one doing this, it's time to have a conversation.