[prompt] "Where gonna have to do this for five nights."
Before I start, credits to u/Ungrateful-Wolf because 'Five nights at Kyubi's' is too good not to write about.
Team 7 had just picked up a new D-rank mission to help out a new Bijū themed restaurant that had just opened up, they were the night security.
"Ok, seems easy enough, a but weird that the robots move but probably something to do with it's roboness."
"Roboness isn't a word, Naruto."
"It is now."
Approximately 1 and a half hours later
"Someone help Sasuke! The Nibi-bot got him, he's gonna get stuffed!"
"Can't help em! The mecha Kyubi is chasing me!"
Kakashi is just lurking in the shadows, watching all of this go on, trying not to laugh.
That's when the robo Ichibi started shooting sand at Sakura.
"Who gave this thing sand blasters?!"
"Just so you all know, were gonna have to do this for five nights!"
The entirety of team 7 stopped their respective activities to stare at Kakashi.
Posted Nov 1, 2025, 8:06 PM UTC