46 [F4M] #NA or #EU Witchy elf looking for "THAT kind of orc" for horror movie marathons and dungeons

Basically ISO an online boyfriend 38-50 to fall in love with while we watch A24 releases or play ffxiv, wow, or similar like diablo or bg3. Starting out LDR-style for a good while with the mindset of if we work out, eventually closing that gap for something life partner flavored in the fuzzy, nebulous future. I'm not tied to my EST location by close family or an in-person career and am super open to relocation if you did not want to move.

To be clear, if you do not want to game and watch scary movies regularly (at least a couple times a week) on voice, please don't open a chat. Both wow and ffxiv have free trials incidentally.

There's a few posts pinned on my profile including a fully-clothed anonymous body pic so you can get an eyeful of my feminine, chubby shape as well as some kink info.

The gist of it is I'm an eccentric, slightly alt. woman unconcerned with social norms who is into grimdark, horror, & fantasy. If you're familiar with the ren faire crowd, you've already met a thousand versions of me! 🤗 Long hair, pagan vibes, goth music, romantic, into bdsm, a reader. Middle class life. Old-fashioned hobbies. 2 bookish homebody teens. Nerdy, professional WFH career. Want to watch some shows together in the background while we work?

Like me, you're hopefully either in a miserable dead bedroom, separating, or divorcing. If you're single single, please simply have a good reason for wanting to date specifically me. Something like you have been searching for a horror-obsessed woman with dreadlocks who plays [game name] and shares the same niche kink(s). Or you are fiercely antisocial and don't like leaving your house.

You should be

• a big, hairy (talking about facial and body hair-bald and bearded is hot, fear not), masculine man. A BFG. Big fucking guy.
• You want to take turns pinning each other down and still have an aggressive sex drive to match mine or even better surpass it. Like me, you don't particularly care to keep your hands to yourself.
• You're not busy, no young kids to drive around to birthday parties/sports meets or really kids of any age you have to take places and drive around. Like me, you prioritize keeping life cozy, quiet, and unbothered > errands and social obligations.
• You don't like travel, going out, the gym, or porn I haven't made for you. More into a quiet, private house like mine than city/noisy apartment life.
• If you're American, you don't live in a state that voted for Trump unless you want to move.
• You're the same flavor of nerd that I am. Less goofy Bill Nye or Otaku and more metalhead DND player or grimdark enjoyer.

If you open a chat, please include 1-your age/location/solid physical description and 2-some type of brief assurance we're highly compatible. Literally just saying "We're highly compatible." is fine if you don't want to write a book, and 3-tell me which games we have in common.

Apologies, I do not usually reply to men who: are younger than 38, write about incompatibilities, or don't say which games we have in common.