51 [M4F] #Chicago Let’s rescue each other from our boring lives!

I’m bored out of my mind! I don’t want to get divorced, move into a one-bedroom apartment, see my kids every two weeks, and hope that somewhere out there I find a spark again. That’s too much to give up just for the chance at happiness. That’s where you come in.

I’ve got a lot to offer. I’ve been described as hot, handsome, and cute by women over the past year — piercing eyes, a chiseled jawline, and a great body (no love handles here). I’ve also been called refreshing. Yeah, I know that sounds a bit like bragging, but hey — those are actual quotes, and being humble hasn’t exactly gotten me very far on Reddit.

Disclaimer: I sent some pics to someone recently, and she said I wasn’t her type. So there’s that. Anyway, I’m a blue-eyed, brown-haired, clean-cut guy. I’m 6’, thin, and athletic. Personality-wise, I’m fun, playful, kind, reserved, witty, and can actually hold a conversation. I’m very discreet and safe.

So what am I looking for? Someone who’s a little amused by this blunt, manic post — and can relate. Ideally mid-40s or older, fit (like me), married, interesting, and open to meeting. There’s a reason we’re both here, right?

I’m in the southwest burbs, so anywhere from the western suburbs south is ideal. Hope to hear from you soon — let’s chat and maybe rescue each other!