39 [M4F] #OH #Online - Clear lights or colored?

39 year old, married, male here!

Looking to jumpstart that old, battered, heart? Are you impressed by men who can eat more than 15 White Castles? Do YOU like to laugh and smile until you’re accused of having something wrong with you mentally?

Then I invite you to take a moment and reply to this!

Here’s what you’ll get for your troubles:

a man who actually REALLY enjoys talking. Talking about anything from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the JFK conspiracy a wannabe writer striving to make it a full time gig an emotionally intelligent guy who has no qualms talking about his feelings (shocker!) And if you reach out TODAY, I’ll even throw in the following:

-random voice notes once off of the Reddit chat! -a curated playlist of kick-ass songs once your personality has been thoroughly dissected by yours truly -a coupon for a free Biggie Bag from Wendy’s!

In all seriousness, I’m just a normal guy with a macabre, but vast, sense of humor who wants to make the kind of connection that Dawson had with Joey (before Joey ended with Pacey, duh).

I don’t live in my mom’s basement. I’m flawed. I can kick my leg over my head ::I know your basement is flooded by the imagery of this. Calm down, killer:: I enjoy eggs and milk like I belong on an episode of Little House on the Prairie. Animal lover. Music enthusiast. Takes pride in returning my grocery cart to the corral. Generous tipper.

Who I'm looking for: someone emotionally available to some degree. Someone who has a pleasant smile and a generally sweet disposition - but who has a dark side. Looks are important but not THAT important to me. A killer personality is what I need.

I’m more than the sum of any post I can make so I won’t attempt to woo you too hard here. I look forward to chitty chatting