This place is truly nuts. 42 M4F #DC #MD #VA occasionally #NC

I can only imagine how bat shit insane it is for the F4M posts because the amount of guys who dm for the M4F posts is mind boggling. And I’m not talking about gay dudes but straight guys not paying any kind of attention and dm’ing everything including clear M4F post. Most women think guys are stupid and well they may be on to something.

So to be clear. Yes I’m a 42 white male looking for a female. Yes, I’m married. Yes, I still enjoy good conversation and yes, sex too. Wild concept, I know. Married doesn’t mean dead.

Most of us are here for the same thing, someone who can actually talk, laugh, and maybe connect beyond “hey.” If you’ve got personality and a sense of humor, we’ll get along fine.

Married with kids, not looking to wreck anyone’s home or mine. Just want something real, adult, and interesting. Translation: let’s talk like humans, not characters in a bad soap opera.

I try to take care of myself, but I’m not trying to flex on anyone. I can basically carry all the groceries in one trip, but still enjoy pizza.

Icebreakers:

• ⁠How do you flirt without saying a word? • ⁠Or just tell me something most people never guess about you.