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treeofthe

Thought I was being robbed, got smoked out instead.

This just happened.

It was 2am and I was asleep in my bed. I hear someone open the side door to my house and come inside. I though someone was breaking into my house so i ran out to the living-room and turned the light on. I see this white guy in like a tie-dye shirt and worn out jeans with a curly tipped mustache and this guy just freezes, looks at me and says "Hi!".

It turned out my roommate told him he could stay here on the couch for the night but he forgot to unlock the door for him so he climbed onto the porch and came in through the side door.

Then he asked if I wanted some to smoke some bud. I did. Got to a solid [7] and he left some for me for in the morning.

TL;DR I got high with a dude I though was burglarizing my house.

Posted Oct 17, 2013, 7:03 AM UTC

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themostrad•

Would this be a reverse burglary? Where he breaks into your house and leaves something extra behind?

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AlexTheAstronaut•

Actually a reverse burglary is when you cum in a girls eyes and rob her while she's blinded.

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TexENT1991•

Well that wasn't what I expected

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CjThaFish•

That is gnarly!

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tempgauge•

Good thing you didn't get HIGHjacked

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Love_Caktus•

I always used that as a euphemism for getting a handy while baked.

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midgetpool•

I am just picturing Brian from half baked breaking into your house

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makwabe•

Bro! I woulda freaked the fuck out and bum rushed him. Nice job on that though haha

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Z0di•

I can just imagine one of my high school friends doing this.

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rgraves22•

Had a party at a new apartment, not meeting the neighbors yet. We had a house rave/party and had a few people spinning on our tables. Fast forward a few hours into the party and two random dudes walk into my apartment with a crate of vinyl. Dropped a sick set and it was nice knowing my downstairs neighbor is also a DJ

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