VitaSDK is awful!

I've spent the last few weeks trying to get a simple android game, complete with open source code on GitHub, running on the vita using VitaSDK, and oh my word. What an absolute farse it has been. I have installed dependency after dependency, ran it through Ubuntu, and it will not have it. I then thought I'd resort to utilizing an already made android wrapper, nope, none exist.

I feel like if I actually got to the point of changing the apk around to communicate correctly in C++ instead of java, I could get somewhere but I can't even install the damn thing.

Does anybody have a completely dumbed down method of installing and setting up vitasdk from scratch on a windows 10 machine? Thanks