[B4T] Fangs, Flirting, and Domestic Disasters

In a bustling city teeming with supernatural weirdness, a vampire (MC) has moved into a new cozy apartment in said city with his boyfriend (YC). It’s got everything a modern creature of the night could want: blackout curtains, a suspiciously affordable rent (the last tenant “mysteriously vanished”), and a blood delivery service that always messes up his order.

He’s been around for a few decades—witnessed small towns become bustling cities, started a cult once, and once got kicked out of France for “being too dramatic.” But nothing in his undead life prepared him for the chaos of living with someone he actually loves… and trying to be a halfway decent domestic partner in the 21st century.

Meanwhile, your character is the one holding everything together—grocery runs, making sure MC doesn’t accidentally put blood bags in the smoothie blender again, and calming down the neighbours when MC has another “ancient thirst meltdown” at 3 a.m. They’ve been together for a while, but cohabiting has brought on a whole new level of ridiculousness. There are supernatural hijinks around every corner: nosy ghouls in the building, cryptid-run corner stores, overly dramatic vampire coven members popping in unannounced, a family of werewolves next door, and annoyingly desperate vampire hunters. 

What you can expect:

• Wholesome + chaotic domestic life
• Dumb arguments like “Is garlic powder actually dangerous or are you just dramatic?”Unexpected tenderness between all the slapstick and supernatural BS
• Romance, fluff, and comedy with the occasional emotional moment because being undead doesn’t mean you can’t feel things
• And of course, hot kinky smut in between all the sitcom-worthy chaos

If I got your attention and interest, send a chat with your own ideas and thoughts. I’d love to hear who your character could be (human or another race, history with with my character, etc) and whatever world building elements you bring! Please come with details, one-liners will be ignored completely!

As for my kinks: degradation, humiliation, praise, spit, worship, size difference, cumflation, belly bulge, collars, BDSM, pet play, cockwarming, marking, musk, armpits, and many more! Just ask, I’m a very open person ;3

Limits: underage, character death