I'm getting ads for Kay Jewelers engagement rings and "learn German fast and with joy!"

Go fuck off. Fuck Luisa. Fuck both of you. You're both HUGE pieces of shit.

We are still married and you're already planning on marrying someone else?

Class act. Bravo. Take her to the opera...oh wait. Take her to Lamies. Oh wait. Yeah, echo, echo. Go fucking drown Narcissus. I am utterly disgusted. Disgusted I was ever fooled by you. All you know how to do is mirror others. Observe and then replicate. You only made me cum because you studied me. You never learned me though.

Your true self? You're obsessed with Nazi Germany. And your mistress is a German native, daughter of embassy staff. She's not royalty bro. Get over yourself.

You two fit though. I'm out of your league, majorly.

I built up your ego for you, not me honey. Take that however you please but I think we know (what is 5 in cm). You're disgusting. Why don't you go learn German? Oh wait, you're too stupid and flunked out in high school.

I can't believe I ever gave you a chance. Stupid me I was so desperate for love and affection all you did was take advantage of that.