35 M4F - This one is for the fellas. Ladies stay away!

Ok now all the girls are gone. Boys, what is the deal with all these women flooding our inboxes every time we post? I can't deal with 200 replies with all these unreasonable demands. Like, hello girls, but I'm not interested in being your personal onlyfans model and sending you a constant stream of dick pics. Like, yeah, I have a glorious cock but I also have a brain. A personality. Unfortunately, I need more than "hey" to be turned on.

Then there's the initial pic exchange. They're always disappointed when I have all my hair, teeth, both eyes and no obvious skin conditions. I can't help that I sometimes look like People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive Ever From All Years Combined when the lighting is right. What is it with women on here looking for shorter guys in terrible shape? I can't help my genetics.

If we get past that, they're usually overwhelmed by the conversation. I dunno when "hey" and "wbu" became the standard but I really need more than that. I can't help that I have opinions and interests. I'm sorry that I read. Obviously I can think critically and have an inner monologue. Look, I'm not thrilled that I'm this emotionally available and empathetic either, but gimme a break. I'm sorry that I actually like women and blend my unreasonably high self esteem with respect for other people.

Anyway thanks for listening, dudes. GLAD THE LADIES AREN'T HERE TO HEAR ME VENT. If you guys know anyone who might be into me, tho, send her my way. I'm lookin. Also I'm married.