An old man with a black goatee and a mustache that resembles a mustache asks "do you know how to cook a good steak?"

The guy with the mustache says "okay so we gotta start with a good old fashioned steak" and the old man says "yeah, but im gonna be honest with you ima ask you to use a knife" and the guy with the mustache says "okay" and the old man says "okay" and the guy with the mustache says "okay" and the old man says "now im not gonna be a chef ima be a meat salesman"