Perpetual boner

You will receive $5,000,000 a year for working part time at a call center. You are only allowed to wear stretchy sweatpants with no underwear. You can remove the sweatpants but if you’re not naked, they must be on. You will always have a 8 inch boner. If you’re a woman, you will grow a boner. If people ask what that is, you must say “that’s my boner” with no further explanation. Your boner cannot be removed even upon death which will be followed by a full open casket funeral