40 [F4M] #online to start but I’m looking for love so …… we should probably meet at some point 😂💀

I have some awesome guy friends who have told me if I really want THE THING, that I have to stop leading with kink, but if I’m being honest, that sounds like not my problem. If you can’t compartmentalize and realize that yeah, sex is dope and important and fun, but not all I’m looking for, don’t message me, you ain’t it. Above all, I’m looking for LOVE. The real kind. Remember when we were kids and we just liked the shit out of a person and we wanted to always be touching them and giggling with them and just right in their space? I’m looking for the grown up version of that until we die.

One more time: if you are not open to trying to make that happen with me, we are NOT IT. I don’t want to be your online fuck toy (well—not exclusively).

Also, I know we are adults and can’t talk all the time, but I want you to message me absolute bullshit just because you want an excuse to talk to me because you like me so much. I want us to be smitten.

Physically: like it says, bbw, but in the interest of full disclosure: I’m the big tittied, small butt kind, so if you need that big old ass, disappointment is what you’ll find under my cute little dresses. But also, if you realize we aren’t sixteen anymore and everyone’s ass is going to get saggy ANYWAY, I have big blue eyes and I’m told a cute giggle and I’m giving and kind of cute with big lips, pink hair, a tattoo, and two piercings (not face or ear).

Physically but in reverse: I do have a type, but it’s not my top priority, so like yeah, to the front if you’re: not a male bbw. I like skinny, lanky, average, athletic, slight dad bod, etc. I love tats. Love. Them. I like piercings. Like I’m a sucker for a punk dude and I think that’ll die with me tbh. You know?

But more importantly, what I want: phone calls, FaceTime, texts, eventual marriage until we are dead. Co-op stardew valley, movie watching dates (Netflix or Hulu, you choose ;) ).

I love: folklore, true crime, thrillers, cryptids, ghosts, monsters, musicals (especially Heathers the musical: the 1989 movie is tied as my favorite of all time), horror. I love cuddling and being a homebody, eating noodles in bed, talking mad shit about the world around us, being stupid and ridiculous and remembering that being a real adult doesn’t mean we have to live boring lives. I love to cook. I’m a total pleaser by nature and really like to do things to make my partner feel spoiled. Back to that kink thing, but I am submissive and it is very inherent to my soul. Like there is no switch in me.

I’m a teacher, I have an MA in English, I’m a normal person who does that adult stuff, but like…. You and me? Let’s live a little more loud than that. If you’re ready to find something real and exciting—-but also it can’t be forced and I can’t click with everyone so don’t claim me please—-please be down enough to message me more than a sentence, more than some ASL factoids (although those help). At least tell me what it was that made you answer.

Anyway, hit me up and let’s watch dinner in America together. You can tell me why you love Simon even though he’s pretentious af and I’ll sing Watermelon for you. Maybe even on-key, but who knows.