45 M4F To the redheaded witch

You did tell me you will make me fall in love with you. That you have done it to other men. And you make them mad because they chase you.

You sent me all kinds of disappearing pics and videos to capture my mind.

You did tell me men fall in love with you quickly and they say “I love you”. Well I did not do that. Coz you clearly failed a little bit.

I kinda bread crumbed you on telegram coz you know I have ADD and wasn’t too keen on falling for a chick I met barely 5 days ago. That’s not my thing. Your sorcery clearly has limits.

But you did tell me you will bewitch me and take over my mind. You rightfully detected that I was ignoring you and leaving you on read coz you almost did take over my mind.

I was completely annoyed and angry at myself how fast you almost took over my mind. And I repeat it made me flustered. I’m not a 19 year old boy anymore. I’m not your boy toy you who you can cast a spell on. I’m a PetaChad goddamn it.

I’m kinda over you now coz I have regained my sanity. And I know you will read this and will be annoyed that a man has broken out of your spell, you red headed witch.

I’m safely back in the arms of Jesus Christ.