[M4F] Ugly Bastards' Bliss - confidential escort service for women who crave more

Are you a housewife, a busy working woman, a girlfriend, a mother, a divorced woman, or someone just feeling overwhelmed by life? Do you ever feel an ache, even when your life seems full? A quiet hunger your partner no longer notices, a touch you crave but never receive?

When was the last time he gave you the pleasure you deserve? When was the last time he made you beg, moan, break apart beneath his touch? When was the last time you were devoured all night long, every part of you fully satisfied? If you can’t remember... maybe it’s time someone else reminds you.

At Bastard's Bliss, we don’t send you polished boys. We send you real, rough men - fat ugly bastards who know exactly what it’s like to go without a woman like you… and that’s why they’ll treat you like a goddess.

These bastards live alone, stink of sweat, with rough hands and hard cocks and hanging ball sacks ready to use for your pleasure. Some are old, fat, sloppy. Some are covered in hair and smell like pure, dirty musk. Some don't even bother washing, just reeking of filth and raw, dripping hunger. These can be tailored for your need. Whatever your taste, we can match it.

They don’t have much to offer except their bodies and a burning desire to make you feel pleasure like you’ve never known before. These men have been starved of sex for so long, they know how to appreciate a woman - and they don’t take it for granted. When they get their chance, they'd devouryou like it’s the last chance they’ll ever get.

Our men aren’t here to flatter you or leave you hanging. They're here to eat you out until you’re screaming, to pound you like they've been starving for years, to make sure you never forget what it feels like to be truly wanted.

Discreet.

Because sometimes, a real, unpolished man is everything you need.

Write us back for more information and let your true desires find you.

This is the kind of advert you’d find in the back pages of the paper, advertising an Ugly Bastard Escort Service. If this has tickled your lewd min send a message!

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