19F,I just realized my only friend is my fridge. Send help (or snacks).

I swear I’m normal…ish. I just talk to my fridge sometimes because it listens better than people. Anyway, I’m trying to make actual human friends before I start naming the vegetables.

I like chaotic conversations that go from “what’s your favorite movie” to “would you survive a zombie apocalypse if your only weapon was a spoon?”

If you’re funny, unhinged (in a safe way), or just bored and curious, drop a comment or slide into my DMs before I start emotionally bonding with kitchen appliances again.

Your turn what’s the most random thing you’ve ever talked to? I think the door handle always gets stuck on your clothes when you're angry hahaha