[F4F] British bombshell actress Hayley Atwell is on the hunt for love or a good lay. Best way to do so? Set up a dating profile.

(Hi! Real quick, I am aiming for celeb opposite celeb. IRL celeb? Preferably yes to be upfront with you OR use an IRL as a face claim. Celeb to me means actress, musician, or…. Don’t laugh, wrestler. If you’re not a fan of Hayley but like the idea, tell me whom you do like and we’ll go from there. That’s it, happy reading!)

Fuck.

After about a half hour of dilly dallying in her bedroom, the busty British brunette babe Hayley Atwell finally gathers the courage and hits the submit profile button on the dating website. With a deep exhale of relief, there it is. “Oh heavens I did it.” She mutters. Hayley was young, talented, sexy. Finding someone to warm her bed, or theirs, for the night shouldn’t be too hard right? She is looking for sex this moment but who knows, if they mesh well she could find the love of her life.

Name: Hayley Elizabeth Atwell

Age: 29 years young

Height: 5’7 for the Americans, 1.69 meters for the rest of the world

Hair color: Brown

Eye color: Brown

Body type: Seven hells, what’s the phrase people are using now? Slim thick? I’ve got a massive chest, I’m working on my waist, and a big old rump. Sounds like future girlfriend/wife material right?

Sexual orientation: Lesbian

Interested in: Other lesbians?

Not interested in: Penis

What body type interests you? Curvaceous like mine or the delicious Kate Beckinsale’s, yummy scrumptious. How do I put this? Give me a wonderful pair of breasts and bum to grab onto as we grind the night away. Nope, still not helping. Large breasts and nice bum > small breasts with nice bum >>>>>>> ironing board on both.

What body type doesn’t interest you? Anorexic or, and I’m sorry if this sounds mean but, hefty. Apologies to Miley or McCarthy but no thank you.

Ideal first date? My bedroom. Kidding… Kind of. Depends on what city we’re in really. Beach town? A nice walk on the sand and a bonfire with wine and snacks to end the night. We’re in the city? Dinner, drinks, dancing. Let’s try to go on an adventure.

What do you like sexually? I’m a switch so anything really. Want me to cuff you, place my feet on the back of your head and devour you from behind? Say please. Spank me and have me bite the sheets begging for more? Done. Slow and sensual is perfectly fine as well especially if we want to savor every milliliter of each other.

What are you looking for short term? Some drinks, good company, some sex, no feelings hurt.

What are you looking for long term? A woman (or women!) that understand I’m very busy so our time apart will matter just as much as our time together. I want to explore and share this Hollywood life with someone PREFERABLY in the business but I won’t say no to a “basic” woman, I’ll just need convincing. Not aiming to be a sugar mother. Sugar mama, oops. Love, sex, life.

Three pictures of yourself you find casual or sexy

“Odd, oh well.” She mutters, the photo section of the website isn’t loading.

Okay, that’s it loves! Introduce yourself or send along your profile!

Let the messages begin.

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Hello everyone and thank you for reading! For this post I’ll be playing the voluptuous Hayley Atwell the age she was during the first Captain America film, I’m aiming for this to be a long term lesbian romance but we can most certainly have our characters do a one night stand. Maybe it’s not one night and we have a weekend of sex somewhere exotic. If we do just have sex we can age her up to how she looks now if you want.

So where does this leave you? I’d like it if you copied the layout I used for the profile/came up with more or less to add, and send Hayley a message on what you may be interested in.

If you want to brainstorm a bit or map this out more, I’m all for it!

That’s about it I believe, hope to see you! Oh, we can discuss kinks and limits in private.

Alright, see you soon!

P.S.

Please don’t waste my time with one liners, you will be ignored or blocked without a second thought.