Young man hoping to speedrun the game... Need easy job suggestions.

I’m 21, studying finance mostly because of family expectations, but honestly the whole “finance career” path feels like hell on earth. I just can't see myself doing it for the next 4-5 decades.

So I’m trying to figure out what simple, low stress jobs actually exist for someone like me based on you guys' experiences? Stuff like night shift security on a site or overnight hotel front desk.. jobs where I can get paid to do almost nothing, and then clock out, doesn’t matter if the hours are long.

The actual plan I had in mind is to invest basically everything from the easy job into crypto and index funds, work out at home, don’t get emotionally entangled with any twinks, and just grind for 5-7 years like a low key psycho. I'd only have to pay for groceries, supplements and a cheap car.

Hopefully in like 5-7 years of doing this, my crypto bags will have gone absolutely feral, and I'll have enough to vanish to colombia, rent a nice apartment, own a few cats, get with a twink that matches my vibe, and donate to a mens mental health charity

This isn’t a shitpost. I genuinely don’t have the wiring to play the “normal adult career” game. The stress isn’t worth the payout.

L&G: 3x3