34 [M4F] #England, or online. Seeking fellow chat buddy to maybe develop into more :) open to distance too! Hit me with a cringe pick up line

Hi! So, as the title suggests, I’m a 34 year old guy from the UK looking for someone to chat with, about anything and everything, and see what happens. I’m open to LTR/LDR, so your location/race/religion/culture can be anything - I guess, in an ideal world, a workable time difference for chatting is a bonus, but I’m open to anyone on planet Earth!

I’m 5’10 (178cm) and average build (think “dad bod”) - I’m happy to swap selfies early on :) nice to see who you’re chatting with!

I work in the marine industry (boat repairs/sailing etc)- I love being out on the water, whenever I can. Although, weirdly I don’t like swimming in deep water… I also enjoy growing things, cooking, a bit of gaming and reading, and I love sci-fi tv/movies. I’m a very chill person - I’ll happily talk about anything and everything, and I’m very non-judgemental too.

I’m into the outdoors, I love doing stuff in the garden, or heading to the beach, but I am also just as happy chilling on the couch - I’m a bit of a homebody, so someone similar would be a bonus. Big fan of The Office, Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99 and Friends. I’m stuck in the 90’s with music tastes too - best era, no question!

Thanks for reading my short description! If anything has caught your attention, drop me a chat invite and let’s see where it goes :).

Lastly, hit me with a cringe pickup line, a weird fact, or an embarrassing story about yourself :P