I'm contemplating deleting all my social media. Reddit is the one I'll actually miss if I do (I'll probably pussy out on deleting reddit, to be honest.) Either way. I've never posted in TrueAnon, I've done a Schizo post and maybe you'll like it? It's cool if you don't. I can delete it.

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This is my first stint off some from of work after 11 days, it's 7:50 in the morning and I'm drinking G&Ts and listening to Primus' marvellous debut album Frizzle Fry.

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Dear Reader, I am communicating with you from inside this redditors (HA THE GUY WHO OWNS THIS BRAIN IS A REDDITOR, WHAT FUCKING LOSER!) I can't honestly tell you if this is a shitpost or my greatest work at this point. Well, that's a lie; it's clearly a shitpost, but it might also be my greatest work, I've never felt more full of purpose in my life. I suppose it all rests on how sincere I'm feeling when I actually press the post button. Whatever the case, I'm confident that it's fundamentally correct, in the sense that it's as it should be.

The old DeProgram reddit from 2 years ago was fucking sick. It was a beautiful blend of actual insight and straight commie shitposting,. One day someone would just post like a full blown academic thesis about the Balkan/postyugoslav black market economy in NOT-Yugoslavia (I want to say Croatia, I'm pretty sure that's the one I read.

In summary; please don't feel like you have to take it seriously. On the other hand, I'm going full Jordan Peterson benzo-rant (I'm just drunk, mostly. don't fucking start.) on the internets premier conservative subreddit and telling them that they're actually shit tankies.

Ha, I wonder if I'll get banned from this (lets be straight) REACTIONARY subreddit for a hybrid theory/shit/schizopost. Maybe I'll hit 100gorillion updoots in 24 hours, then I'll delete my account and never be heard from again. If this was the 2000s I'd become like a fucking urban legend or something. I'd become part of a 4chan conspiracy or something,

TL;DR: FELT BASED, MIGHT REPOST IN r/Sopranosduckposting LATER AND IT'D BE MY FIRST POST BUT I'M KINDA SCARED BECAUSE I CAN'T JUST BE A SUPERBASED UNCHALLENGED M.L. CHADGOD THERE. THEY MIGHT HAVE DONE RESEARCH AND STUFF...

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**YOU AWAKEN IN A PADDED CHAIR. YOUR TEMPLES THROB, YOUR MEMORY FAILS YOU. YOUR WRISTS BARE BLISTERS FROM PAST BINDINGS, BUT AS OF NOW YOU ARE FREE TO MOVE AROUND THE BARE CONCRETE CHAMBER. 8 FEET TO YOUR NORTH STANDS AN IMPOSING FIGURE. BEHIND HIM IS THE ONLY OBVIOUS EXIT.

FELLA LOOKS LIKE HE'S PACKING SOME THEORYINCHES THOUGH.

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So what I took from your response is that you're fed up. I sympathise, I'm British and being a commie over here is hard but I also imagine it's so much worse in the States, especially now with the openly hostile government and the descent into fascism thing going on.

Living in the first world is a privilege but trying to be principled "proper" leftist in the Imperial cores is uniquely depressing. Then there's the compounding effect of all the depressed British leftists, I'm not saying that offsets the

So sad...

On the other hand...

Tough shit, aRsehole. The revolution is not a dinner party. The revolution will not be televised. No war except class war. CLASS WAR IS MANDATORY OR 100STALINNION YEARS GULAG WITH STATE PAID MEALS AND HEALTHCARE, BUT AS FAITHFUL MARXIST HISTORIANS WE SHOULD ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THE WORKING CONDITION WERE KIND OF BRUTAL BECAUSE.. FUCKING URAL AND SIBERIA, Y'KNOW? YOU CAN JUST FREEZE TO DEATH IN YOUR BED OUT THERE BECAUSE YOUR HEAT LAMP GAVE OUT IN THE NIGHT. SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE DIED THAT WAY. WHICH THE AND I KNOW MY SOVIET HISTORY

LIKE, I'VE GOT TO DO THIS WHOLE ELABORATE HYBRID SHITZO/EFFORTPOST IN THE VAIN HOPE THAT THE MODS WILL READ IT, AND THEN I'M BANKING ON THEM GIVING THE SLIGHTEST FUCK WHAT I THINK ANYWAY. IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE CLEAR THAT STALINS PREMIERSHIP YEARS WEREN'T AS BAD AS WESTERN HISTORIES MAKE THEM OUT TO BE,

LIKE, I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT WIRED UP FOR WASHPO OR NYT OR THE DAILY FUCKING FAIL OR WHATEVER, BUT IF THIS IS A LEFTIST ONLINE SPACE WE SHOULD BE HONEST ABOUT THE FACT THAT TOPPLING THE RULING CLASS IS GONNA SUCK FOR A WHILE. LIKE, UNLESS CHINA COMES TO SAVE US (WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT BE SITTING ON YOUR ASS AND WAITING FOR, THAT'S ACTUALLY WORSE THAN LIBERALISM: WAITING FOR THE REVOLUTION TO COME TO YOU? GO FUCK YOURSELF.)

...Where was I? Fuck,

Oh yeah, I wanted to do the brutally honest admonishment of my academic interlocutor on the internet before I returned to the "not-on-rails" space.

u/Rufusthered98 You completely missed my point, man. I'm going to present it super esoterically (FUN FACT: I ACTUALLY TYPED THIS BIT FIRST, EXCEPT FOR THIS CAPITALIZED TEXT WHICH WAS ADDED AROUND 11AM. I WENT FOR A RUN, THEN HOPPED BY SAINSBURY'S FOR SOME GRAPES AND ROASTED A BONE [THAT'S ANCIENT ELDER MILLENIAL SPEAK FOR SMOKING A JOINT] AND SHARED THE GRAPES WITH THE GEESE. I WAS SURPRISED THE GEESE WERE THERE TO BE HONEST, THEY NORMALLY FUCK OFF SOUTH BEFORE OCTOBERS OUT. I FELL OVER AND SCRAPED MY ELBOW A BIT. G&T NUMBER 9(?) Only 2 shots of Tanqueray left, then I'm on to the fucking Gordons.

How many times does it have to happen before we can safely say we've correctly identified the ways in which liberal democracy destroys and dilutes radical policies? 5 times? 10? 100?

At the end of the day we have no real disagreement I just choose to stake my bet on pattern recognition this time.

Think about what you've said here. You're a Marxist, right? Historicism, Dialectical critique, Materialism etc.

I'm very sorry man, but we DO disagree. "Pattern Recognition" is not fucking good enough. If you're gonna call yourself a communist, let alone a Marxist-Leninist, you need to do better than that.

Look at it this way...

*unzips pants and reveals theory inches*

Engels wasn't an Engelsist

Marx wasn't a Marxist

Lenin wasn't a Leninist

Stalinism isn't real,
and if it is, Mao did it, not Stalin

Mao wasn't a Maoist.
(I would personally argue that
"Maoism" isn't real either,
but that's kind of contentious
because the intra-revolutionary
theory and methodology outlined
in Mao Zedong Thought is
extensive, but the guys who
actually coined
"Marxism-Leninism-Maoism"
as a revolutionary ideology
were completely fucking insane
and actually did kill a lot of
people in the name of their cause)

And... look guys. I'm all about solidarity
with past and present socialism,
but I'm just gonna say up front that
it's fine to say that early communism
was like... really fucking messy and if you
come on this subreddit and see the
"Stalin did nothing wrong" flair and
just said "HAH, BASED" then you're
not only neglecting your historical analysis
but you're not doing self-crit which is like
a basic principle of... I mean, not even
Marxism but fucking extrapolatory, meditative
and existential philosophy, all of which have
meaningful things to say about Marxism-Leninism
because they're like superstructural developments
but wait these are internet MLs, they're
probably feds anyway and now I've
shown them my precious theor...

*withdraws theory inches and closes zipper*

That's quite enough of that.

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