36 [F4R] Online - Still wondering where the adult manual is...

I’m at that magical age where my plants get more attention than my social life, and I need two days to recover from thinking about going out.

I’m mostly here because making new friends as an adult is harder than opening plastic packaging without scissors. I miss the days when friendships were forged over unpretentious talks and shared hatred for certain things. Or something like that.

Age no bar as long as you can actually hold a conversation. I’m not looking for those monotonous “what did you have for dinner” kind of chats, but at the same time, I don’t want to discuss the overly philosohical stuff either. Something in between, some real, witty, and slightly unhinged.

I enjoy a good roasting session. As a man, you don’t have to constantly fear getting blocked or feel like you’re walking on eggshells while talking to me. Be yourself, the version you probably can’t be with others. I have enough 'Yes ma'am' kinda people in my life, so challenge me. Tell me your controversial opinions or thoughts that might get you cancelled. I promise I won’t report you to the internet police xD. I'd be happy to talk to someone completely out of my bubble.

Some Random Trivia About Me -
I work in advertising/marketing field. I’ve got a soft spot for jhumkas, nose rings, and boho fashion. It’s a bit of an addiction at this point. I enjoy listening to music like it's my religion, i also tend to humm 'somewhere only we know' by keane a lot while getting ready for work. I have started to enjoy dancing lately thanks to my newfound hobby of zumba. I impulsivey took no sugar for 30 days challenge and actually was surprised with the result it had on my skin!

So, if you’re someone who enjoys slightly sarcastic banter, introducing eachothers to new things [music, youtube videos, books etc], share our fitness journeys and bonding over the shared existential crisis of cronic back pains & 90s nostalgia ,send me a message along with your age! Be elaborate, tell me something interesting, make an assumption about me, good or bad, but be forthcoming & upfront about your intentions.

Let’s be the kind of friends who talk every day for two weeks and then fall into a comfortable, low-pressure rhythm of sporadic check-ins and unconditional support.