[F4M] - Weapons Grade Daddy Issues

Are you swimming out in the deep end of a mid-life crisis and just dying to howl at the moon and relive the glory days again? You can't believe it's been 20+ years since you graduated college - and back then you figured life was going to be a fucking rager forever. And now all of sudden it's like you barely recognize your life - it's all kissing ass at the office and bullshit at home...and never getting the sort of play like you used to get back in the day on a bare mattress on the floor. Most days you'd trade it to get your hog throated by some vapid hottie like it’s a bangbros circa 2006? So, you figure why not take destiny (and a dumb smokeshow) into your own hands? I'm exactly the sort of whore who is tailor-made for the gonzo porn throwback vibes - the 2025 human equivalent of a playboy bunny tanning bed tattoo. There's a room at the Days Inn with partially obstructed freeway off-ramp views just waiting for us - let's be the fucking worst together. If that sounds like a vibe get at me, and we can do some epic RP that will make you forget all the bullshit and make you feel like a fucking king. Love rough sex, DDLG, sloppy oral, facefucking, gagging, cock and ball worship, painal, facials, creampie, rimming, threesomes, dub con, risky sex and aughts gonzo porn vibes