Hotel Descriptions

Hotel Translations

Old world charm (No bath)

Tropical ( Rainy)

Majestic setting (A long way from town)

Options galore (Nothing is included in the itinerary)

Secluded hideaway (Impossible to find or get to)

Pre-registered rooms (Already occupied)

Knowledgeable trip hosts (They've flown in an airplane before)

No extra fee (No extras)

Nominal fee (Outrageous charge)

Standard (Sub-standard)

Deluxe (Standard)

Superior (One free shower cap)

Cozy (Small)

All the amenities (Two free shower caps)

Plush (Top and bottom sheets)

Gentle breezes (Occasional gale-force winds)

Light and airy (No air conditioning)

Picturesque (Theme park nearby)

Open bar (Free ice cubes)

Concierge (Rack with tourist brochures in lobby)

Continental breakfast (Free muffin)