I've never watched any of the Fast and Furious movies.

I've never watched any of the Fast and Furious movies, everything I know about it is from memes and trailers. Is this a feasible scene that could happen in the franchise:

Everyone except Vin Diesel is in a room, they're planning on stealing the president or some dumb shit. They're waiting for him and get bored.

For a laugh Jason Statham gets his cock out and says it the longest. The Rock gets his cock out and says it's the fattest.

Michelle Rodriguez does that fucking stupid thing with her eyes where she pretends to be able to see through her eyelids and forehead, gets her cock out and it's bigger and fatter than everyone else's.

The room floods with piss, forcing everyone out of the door, shooting them out into the wilderness.

They have been pissed out of Vin Diesel's cock, they were having a meeting in his balls for some reason, because he has the biggest cock and balls combo ever and is the best at everything.

He does a triple backflip into a car, it's not a convertible, he just slices through the roof and lands in the drivers seat.

He says "family."

Goes 0 to 120mph in 1 second, the acceleration does nothing to him because he is so hard.

Posted Nov 14, 2025, 7:03 PM UTC

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