Simply awful

Here's some recent favorites from working in childcare:

1. Precious & Princess (sisters)
2. Emmeleine, Avah, Abygail, Khiara, Anndrea, and my personal favorite, Eliyanah
3. Riggins??
4. Not Colton, but Colston
5. Kayleigh & Mayleigh (not sisters)

I can't fathom how one could properly discipline a child named Precious...