how do i fuck my mom

I wanna fuck my mom

Okay so basically i really wanna fuck my mom she's kinda chubby and has perky tits and a bubble butt. My mom hasn't had sex in years and i don't think she masturbates but i’m not sure . My mom doesn't wear a bra when she's at home and sometimes changes infront of me not completely naked but if she is wearing her undergarments she just tells me not to look. My mom does sometimes call me hot but idk if that's a sign or not and my mom is very aware that she has a good body. There was a certain situation where i didn’t buy something cause it was expensive and she told me later that there are some needs that we should satisfy within ourselves but there was that look on her face where i don’t think she was talking about buying something and i think it was her being horny. I wanted to jerk off one day and found some sexy lingerie in my mom’s undergarments shelf. There were thongs and there were 2 sex thongs with an opening to the vagina.

The ways i thought i could try having sex with her is:

1)Offering her a massage on the weekend when we are home alone and asking her to lay flat on her stomach and then when we are mid way in the massage i ask her if i can remove her bra to massage that area of her back and then see if she likes it and then just slowly play with her inner thighs or her ass and then see what happens from there.

2)Getting hard and telling her my dick pains so maybe there is a chance she gives me a hand job

3)Cuddling with her and then maybe get hard while fake sleeping.

4. Most unrealistic cause i don't have the guts.When she's bending over to get something or clean something just start dry humping her or when she is sitting down just start feeling her up

5)Acting like i shaved down there after a long time and says it’s very prickly and then if she asks to show i get hard.

6)Ask her if i have phimosis and then she has to check by stroking my cock and then maybe i ask to see her tits

If anyone can tell me a better method it would help but rn i'm leaning towards the massage v method .

Also i’ve done some small things like hugging her and putting my hands right above her ass and keeping her used bra she hangs in the washroom another way back.