23 [F4M] Online - Let me spruce up your life or whatever

Cause fuck it, I'm bored, and you're probably lonely. We're both lonely since we're both on here really.

So here is the plan: a really hilarious, witty, adorable/infuriating girl (me) texts a lonely, most likely emotionally repressed, bored, existentially exhausted man (you) to discuss matters of utmost importance.

The matters at hand might be my grocery haul (12 toilet rolls), this trinket I found thrifting (literal trash), my girl dinner, a film I watched and now have lots of opinions on, or how I would absolutely simp for Mia Goth...

Sounds good? Are you not lonely, emotionally repressed or bored? Yeah okay sure. Liar.

No long-term expectations, let's just see how it goes.

I don't do anything explicit, but I'm really amazing at dodging the topic until you call me a brat, oops.

Now text me.