39 [M4F] #NorthSanDiego - And now a word from my penis…

It has been brought to my attention that my personality isn’t going to cut it anymore, neither will my rugged good looks and charming personality, therefore I will have to hand the reigns over to my penis effectively cutting out the middleman.

My penis, formerly Doctor Dong, Dickasaurus Rex, and captain Winky, would like to be called “Nick Popadopolus” going forward.

Nick is a champion figure skater. Nick has visited 5 continents and is fluent in 13 languages including Esperanto and American Sign Language. Nick is independently wealthy from his line of fashion turtle necks and tiny hats sold worldwide. Nick is currently writing a future best seller in his memoirs “I penis” but he would like to let his fans know it’s going to take George R.R. Martin levels of time because he types slow.

Nick isn’t looking forward to spending the long holiday weekend alone. Ideally there’s someone out there who wants to hold him and spin around on the beach and skip through a field before having a romantic lunch in the park. Nick promises he wants to get to know you and have in depth conversations about love and John Mayer songs and he is not like every other penis out there who just wants to see you nude. wink

Say hi, Nick would love to hear from you!