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Daily 5

  1. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice
  2. What is it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of spring? Sinkhole de Mayo.
  3. What do you call a child that's good at digging? A minor.
  4. What's the leading cause of obesity in women? Wedding rings.
  5. What's the best best way to make friends? Tell a woman that you love her and she says "I think we're just friends.

Posted Dec 1, 2025, 2:57 AM UTC

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