[24F/28M] [FM4F] [Western PA]

NSFWCouples Seeking Unicorns

I'm apologizing off the bat if this gets long but here goes:

We would both really like to meet someone that each of us can develop a relationship with and maybe form an amazing triad. With that in mind, I'd really like to describe us each as individuals.

I'm the woman in the couple and I'm bi, I truly do want a relationship with a woman. I work part time in health care(although I have some weeks where I might as well be full time lol). I love hockey(go pens!) and bug my husband to go to games at least a few times per year. I just started going to the gym recently and I'm really hoping to get some good muscle definition from that. I dye my hair crazy colors every couple of months, and have a handful of tattoos with plans to get more. I also love animals(at our house we currently have 5 goats, 4 cats, 3 dogs, a bearded dragon, a dove and like a dozen chickens). I like to play on my PC in my spare time or lay in bed and read/doomscroll the internet. I enjoy cooking and baking- and make it a point to cook way too much food for holidays, and tend to bake whenever I need a pick me up.

My husband is a big old sweetheart, he works full-time in a blue collar job. He loves to garden, and he'd probably have a field day showing off all the updates he made to our garden area this past summer(he bought a roto-tiller and everything). He also has a gaming computer, so a lot of nights are spent gaming and relaxing together. He has a culinary degree, and while he doesn't use it at work anymore(restaurant industry blows), he's more than happy to cook food whenever a loved one asks. Coming from someone who put on weight thanks to his cooking- it's delicious🤣

I'm hoping my tone comes across well enough to give you a little of an idea of who we each are, but if not I suppose in short: if you like the outdoors, food, games, and use a little light bullying as a love language, you'll love both of us.

I'm sorry this is more relationship geared and not just sex geared like most of this subreddit- but you can't bring up triads in spaces that aren't set up for unicorns without getting death threats and I'm kinda sick of all the negativity😓

I'm also hoping(if my rambling doesn't give this away) that I don't come across like I'm trying too hard- but low effort doesn't get anything done imo.😅

Posted Dec 1, 2025, 2:59 AM UTC

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