[M4F][MplayingMF4F] The Unicorn Excuse

"Well... fuck," I almost shout, throwing my hands in the air. "What do you want me to do about it?"

"I can't afford to raise it as a waitress. You're gonna pay me child support. That's what I want you to do about it." You cross your arms.

"Like hell. My wife does all of the accounting in the marriage, she'd find out right away." Calling it a marriage, at this point, feels wrong. You aren't the first young, hot waitress I've had an affair with, and I never intended for you to be the last. "What about your ex? The one you said you wanted a kid with anyway? Can't you get back with him?"

"Gross. No." Funnily enough, you left him when you caught him cheating; not that he was any kind of score in the first place. In hindsight, he's probably the last person you'd want around your child.

"Then find a new boyfriend. You've still got a few weeks left before you start to show, right? Surely you can pull some guy desperate enough not to leave when he finds out you're pregnant."

You frowned. "Yeah, sure. Just fuck over some other dude because of a mistake you made."

"We made." I clarify, earning a sharp glare in my direction.

Frustrated, I bury my head in my hands, thinking over our options again. Minutes pass where only sound of cars passing by disturb the silence. With a defeated sigh, I eventually raise my head and speak up again. Softly, carefully, but bluntly: "You have to get an abortion."

"Oh fuck you!" You punch my shoulder as hard as you can, which isn't very. "You know I have fertility issues, Bill. That's why we didn't use a condom in the first place. I'm not throwing away the one chance I might get to have a kid. Look, I know you make enough money to comfortably support your child. You don't have to be a part of their life, just help me make sure they can have one. I'm sure you can find a way to get a thousand or so a month past your wife."

"Fuck that!" I shout again, punching the steering wheel, almost in tears at this point.

The near-silence returns, until you eventually interrupt it.

"I've gotta get back to work. Text me if you come up with something." You open the passenger door of the truck, ready to jump out.

"Wait."

You freeze.

"You're... you're a bisexual, right? That's what you call it?" I turn to you.

You shut the door again. "What the fuck does that have to do with anything?" 

"What if you seduce my wife? Pretend you don't know me... then, somehow, convince her to ask me for a threesome? And then tell us you're pregnant in a couple weeks. She'll have no choice but to let me pay child support." I grin. "Plus, that means we wouldn't have to stop fucking. Wouldn't even have to sneak around any more."

"So you want me to be your unicorn?" You raised an eyebrow.

"What's that mean?"

"It's a third person, usually a bisexual woman, that a couple brings in to spice up their sex life. And it's kinda insulting to even ask that," you huff. "Is your wife even into other women?"

"No. Er, not yet, at least. But last week she said Kirsten Stewart was pretty."

You roll your eyes. "In what, Twilight? Yeah, that doesn't mean anything dude."

"No, Charlie's Angels."

You think for a moment. Maybe there's something to this plan. You'd seen my wife before - she wasn't bad looking. Not your type, not even particularly sexy anymore. But you might be able to work with it. "Interesting."

(Thanks for reading! This is a pretty goofy prompt, but one that I think would be really fun. It's kind of my take on what happens after the usual "DILF cheats on his wife with a hot younger woman with daddy issues" type of scenario. The guy's ingenious plan to get away with accidentally impregnating his hookup: get his wife involved!

As far as kinks go, I'm open just about anything that works in the story. With this one, some obvious things I'd be interested in are dad bods, light ddlg elements, implications of pregnancy, orientation play, and threesomes. My limits are hyper sizes, inflation, anthros/furries, and other unrealistic things in that same vein.

I'm open to roleplaying on Discord, but I prefer to discuss things here on Reddit to make sure we're a good match before switching platforms first.)